Jobs Finding

What a shame Steve Jobs isn’t alive to witness a hunk like Ashton Kutcher play his role.

Well, he’s probably up there, introducing Eve to the new Apple…

Tagged , , , , , ,

How are you?

Americans ask:
”How are YOU?”

Aussies ask:
”How ARE you?”

I ask:
”WHY would YOU emphasize A word that HAS no importance whatSOever?”

Tagged , , , , ,

No escape from realty

You will call them, but they won’t answer. You will leave a message, but they will probably won’t even listen to it. Then you will text them. And hope…
The only time they will call you is when they will understand they have no choice , because no one applied.
Real Estate agents (in Sydney). Can’t live with them, can’t live in Sydney without them…

Tagged ,

The Royal Baby

Having a royal baby must be exhausting!
Think of all the royal nappies you’ll to change, filled with royal poo, while they burp their royal burps on you.
And the royal waking up in the middle of the royal night. Regular babies must be easier to handle.

Tagged , , , , ,

The Cat with the Flat

Oh, how I want to find a flat!

A nice place to stay at,

Perhaps with a fireplace and a mat

Or just a comfy place to have friends for a chat.

Oh, how I want a cat!

A cute fury friend, maybe even fat,

Or maybe even fit as an acrobat.

He will purr and I will pat

As we lay down on the mat

(In front of the fireplace in our flat)

But- oh no! Can you believe that?

Every owner of every flat-

Mr. Pratt, Mr. Bratt and even Mrs. Glatt,

Doesn’t let us have a cat!

“There will be no cat in this flat

And that’s the end of that!”

Oh, rats!

Perhaps I should find a flat cat…Image

Tagged , , , , , ,

Only in Australia #2

Celebrating Christmas in the sun.

Twice a year…


Happy Christmas in July!

Tagged , , , ,

“People are sad when their pet dies. But when other animals die, they eat them.”

Simon Amstell

Food for Thought…

Tagged , ,